@Twanzio: Replace "woman" with "man" and you have "Greenbean's Philosophy of Sexiness."

@BringerofthePain: Well said.

@hottotrot: I kind of love that last paragraph, because it makes this all so, so very funny.

My first date was this past summer (but I'm only 17, so I consider that totally normal). We'd been existing in this sort of I-like-you-you-like-me proto-dating state for about a month (and one of those let's talk to each other every spare second of every day friendships for a few months before that), but had spent all…

One of my best friends is going to be a freshman at Ol' Miss next year. I kind of really, really hope that she and Audri meet each other, because then I would be able to tell her how totally and utterly awesome she is.

@MagImpalor is a god damn spy.: now is one of those times when I wish I knew how to wolf-whistle.

@Mademoiselle_Elle: You're not the only one, I don't get it either! (please disregard the fact that most of why I don't get it is that he looks eerily like my ex, including that gleam of perpetual immaturity and indecision in his eyes)

@CubeRootOfPi: Ooooooooh! I am a fan.

I know there's a good range of skin tones in middle eastern people, but that is a considerable group of the whitest arabs I have ever seen.

@amazon_ww: What? I am so much better than that, I can't believe that you would sugge—wait, no, that's totally true. The early relations are (I hope) the most difficult, just because neither of those involved has any idea what they are doing emotionally.

@nillawasteher2: Speaking as a current high school senior, that last bit is very, very true. Of my group of friends (the core is about six girls, including me), two of us have never dated, two have had small-scale summer stuff, and two have actually had boyfriends (but, again, not sex), but, at this point, the lot of…

@CC: Mine does!

@lolita7b3: Seconded. The crazy stuff is more fun.

@gherkinfiend: I'd say anyone taller than 5 ft 7 or so ought to be able to reach (this coming from a five niner who has absolutely no difficulty with the aforementioned task, and will do her best to free up the pole for shorter individuals in the future)

@TheGuvnah: I have a friend who will swear up and down that women are attracted to his caffeinated scent. I have absolutely no idea where he got this from.

@rixatrix (jezebel kink squad junior member): Agreed. That said, Scott Pilgrim has now been ruined for me by the subsequent dumping. (In my defense, the boy in question was one of my closest friends, and we'd been doing an LDR for about a month prior to that first and only actual date. So the excessive emotional…

@lucysnowe: Yeah...like this: [en.wikipedia.org]

@yossariangirl: Agreed. It's SO BEAUTIFUL (pardon the all-caps, the just seemed the easiest way to get the sentiment across)

@Nico Coer: Me too. Particularly that wood nymph shirt. So pretty!

@weetziebat: I was having the same thought. Are they *always* all white (well, white-colored anyways)? I mean, I feel like they're probably all "oh, we can't just have 1 or two black girls, they'd stand out," but if they just did a full spectrum of skin tones, like hair colors, you'd think it wouldn't be a problem.