Relative ignoramus here - what’s the objection?

Hypothetically speaking, would I get kicked off the jury for this case if I couldn’t stop muttering “the fucking balls on this guy” every time “the Plantiff” and “integrity” were used in close proximity?

Nothing better than mature Japanese porn in my book.

OK, so Molay and a bunch of other Templars were arrested on Fri the 13th, but according to Wikipedia (owned by the Illuminati and edited by Masons, so YMMV) it’s unlikely this is the source of the superstition.

Isn’t Friday the 13th’s origin as a bad day because that was when Molay was executed?

You geriatric fuck

Citation needed

Counter counterpoint: If you need to talk to a human being at IKEA, good luck finding the right one. “Pillowcases? You have to go to the cloth container section. This section is only for pillows.”

Well, IKEA is the worst, but Walmart is a strong contender. Nothing like getting “customer service” from a company where all employees from the checkout guy to the Regional Manager hate their jobs, their lives, each other, and you.

Yep. Any answer other than IKEA is wrong.

No, not just any furniture store. IKEA is the worst store.

Only attorneys should be President!

I’m not real sure about the CONCACAF tournament rules, but it seems kinda unfair that we had to play two teams at once. I know moral victories don’t really mean much, but I think our boys can keep their heads up knowing they only lost by one point.

...not that it was David Geffen, my lawyer cautions me to add.

I think “Terry Crews Punches Out David Geffen For Grabbing His Junk” would have been fantastic optics.

1. They were the first coaches arrested, the “faces of the investigation.”

Crickets and continued exile in Greyland. How many stars does a neck brace need to get un-greyed? 11 and counting...

What is Univision’s policy towards employees who suggest boycotting their advertisers?