Are you by chance driving around in courtesy car #45 from the Shole dealership?

Remember when you told me about the time Tommy Franklin pulled your pants down at the school assembly and all the girls laughed and you realized you would never have sex without paying for it and you wept uncontrollably? Now differentiate that weeping from when you would cry because your little sister would punch you…

I once slipped on some sand in a parking lot and hit my head on the asphalt. I couldn’t stop weeping for about 15 minutes. Didn’t know it at the time, but it was the Pseudobulbar effect. I don’t doubt that’s what Kuechly experienced.

And Ashley and HamNo have no qualifications to write about sprots. That’s what happens when you let a Mexican cartel run an American business. Total chaos.

And MY point was that you find the prospect of a conservative SC “terrifying,” which is hyperbolic. I don’t think we should be living in constant fear - terror - either from lone wolf bombers or interpreters of the Constitution.

You only believe that because you’re terrified. Stop living in fear; the world, and this country in particular, is actually a pretty wonderful place.

So, don’t be terrified by followers of an ideology that wants to kill as many Westerners as possible, but do be terrified by people whose politics are - in the grand scheme of things - slightly different than yours. Gots it.

Fun facts: TU Legend Howard Twilley caught the winning TD pass in SB VII. His son Glenn was a Bacherlerotte suitor. Rue McClannahan went to Tulsa. TU beat Texas A&M at least once.

Golden Hurricane = Tornado. Our mascot Huffy is a muscled fart.