You know, college football is so great almost everyone involved does it for free

Or - and I’m just tossing this out there - we prosecute the fuck out of all these criminals because a third of our voters are racists who don’t need an excuse to vote for the biggest piece of shit they can find and will claim any justification available for their vote.

Meh, sign with an ‘X’. Or draw a kitty (or whatever else) if that’s more your thing. It’s not like anyone cares. I’ve don’t think I’ve ever used a gas station that required a signature, though I avoid non-pay-at-the-pump stations.

The GOP has been open in their disdain for free elections, appointing someone who actually lost an election is certainly “on brand” for them.

Yep. I remember people telling me to chill out, Trump’s not REALLY going to do all those terrible things. Now that he has been worse than my nightmares could’ve predicted, he has a track record and denial is not an excuse. 

Okay, in my fantasy, he gets arrested and imprisoned and THEY LET HIM KEEP HIS PHONE. I want to read everything about how much it sucks there for him.

Trump’s just pissed because he has no clue how to be Scott Free.

I was saying Boo-thesda.

It’s funny because when he started his presidency, Jalopnik would occasionally write some very valid posts about things Trump is doing that negatively impact the auto industry, and there were a LOT of very vocal Jalopnik commenters whining about how “the libs” are just trying to find things wrong with Trump and should…

France called.

Well your child is permanently crippled now, but not autistic. Great parenting.

Can’t wait for polio to make a big comeback. It’s so retro. 

I think it might be “pro-easily preventable death.”

The preferred nomenclature isn’t “anti-vax”, it’s “pro-disease”!

I guess Trump was right.

In three months, he’ll be complaining that the Democrats wouldn’t give Merrick Garland a hearing.

A vote for Republicans is a vote against free elections. Never vote Republican again or you will lose your right to vote. These people have barely run on a platform - their platform is kissing Trump’s ass and maintaining power for him. Even the immigration fearmongering is not a platform. They are not the party of…

You’d think Johnson would’ve learned to live with his aides by now.

Can people stop asking Jeff Flake for comment?