Counter-argument:

So instead of a guy who overborrows and uses bankruptcy as a tool, you want a guy who overlends and uses federal bailouts as a tool.

It’s the NFL...they put people in a combine.

Very few thought “he seems smart.”  Most thought, “fuck Hillary Clinton.”

RIP Burt. We’ll keep the wheels spinnin’ and the beavers grinnin’.

Have a good trip, Mr. Reynolds.

RIP, Bandit.  You sombitch.

May you rest in peace, Burt Reynolds.

I would gladly pay a dollar to punch a Nazi. 

Shitbags Monthly was booked for Sept. 

This is a pretty important idea. I don’t think the bill goes anywhere but it’s something a ton of people don’t understand. Companies are being subsidized and laughing all the way to the bank. Republicans respond that the social safety net is the problem and then keep up a narrative that the poor job creators have such…

Even though he’s arguably the worst person the Obama administration produced, he wouldn’t even be in the top 100 awful pieces of shit if he worked for Trump. 

““I’m not a staffer!” Ivanka reportedly shouted back. “I’ll never be a staffer. I’m the first daughter.””

I already see this line someday being shown in the “For Your Consideration” clip at the Oscars. 

sorry, could you repeat that? i couldn’t hear you through your hood

I still shake my head in disbelief that "YouTube commenter #7" somehow got elected president.

Prisoners, federal or state, don’t get access to twitter.

Okay people we know the drill by now.