I can’t believe we’re discussing campaign ad memes, but I would have preferred to see him tossing effigies in suits into it.
We don’t care if American children get shot at school, so why should we care if brown children kill themselves. I walk around in a constant state of nausea at what this country has become.
Most children under five when frightened and scared in a high-stress situation, like fleeing a war-torn hell country to a new place, probably won’t be able to clearly articulate mom and dad’s legal names.
Because after concentrating immigrants in camps, telling them they were getting “showers” probably would be a little too frightening.
So every Republican, including Trump, is against this, except for Miller, Sessions, and Kelly.
I wonder if he’ll go watch The Search For Spock.
When it leads to your impeachment.
I’ll get a full face tattoo of the flag of the first country whose leader walks up to Trump and punches him dead in his fat face.
“Trump is finally getting his Trump TV—financed by taxpayers to the tune of $800 million per year.”
I feel like there’s absolutely no way that anyone with a basic understanding of American history and government honestly believes the president has the power to pardon himself (which is of course why Trump believes it). The founding fathers fought a fucking war to disassociate themselves from a monarch who was above…
We should just change the national anthem to just 5 minutes of making pew pew noises with our mouth and RATATATATATATATATA machine gun noises for the refrain.
If Bob Iger personally calls up Trump and says “Go fuck yourself you orange wanna be billionaire” and then plays a recording of the conversation for the public, I will pledge my soul to the Walt Disney Company and their quest for word domination. I will also get a pair of mouse ears tattooed on my penis as a symbol of…
How else do you think these people sleep at night?
I got here as soon as I could, Matt.
It’s like deliberately taking your dog to shit in the neighbor’s yard, being caught and then cleaning up the shit. You don’t get praise for cleaning up an avoidable shit pile.