I am really jealous of Knicks fans, they get to experience Derrick Rose’s skills as an orator for the first time. As a bonus, just wait til his brother Reggie starts complaining about the roster make up to the press, then is yelling at Derrick’s teammates about their in game decisions during play at MSG.

Political statements aside, isn’t this actually a win for the Hornets? Doesn’t it usually cost a ton for a team to host the ASG, and they usually end up taking a loss on the deal?

Enjoy it now, in 3 years Thibodeau will have everyone injured from overuse.

You’re really gonna do this all second half of the season? Really?

As long as the name Ubisoft is on the title, it’s hard to get excited until I see the finished product.

I hope they throw the book at him. People like him have no place in society.

Uh, Baylor?

You’re really gonna do this all year? Really?

Perhaps, but it wouldn’t be worth it if he testifies in court that Baylor told him his job was to win football games and not worry about academics or his players’ criminal behavior.

In before, “You’re really gonna do this all year? Really?”

Have you ever been to a volcano?

As someone who works outside 6-8 hours a day, I find Gold Bond Medicated Body Lotion - Extra Strength works best when I get sunburn.

RIP Sonics.

Congratulations, Mayor Daley!

This was the last game I bought on launch day. I’m a better consumer for a poor purchase, I suppose.

I’m sure you’ll find out on Sunday, October 2, 2016.

You’re right. It’s fuckin’ hilarious.

In before the, “You’re really gonna do this all year?”

The Reds are horrible. Joey Votto deserves better.