There's an inverse correlation between age and the amount of F%$@ one gives…

You actually watched that movie?!

And the movie was pretty polarizing… not sure what the hubub is about…

You should do them out loud, in different accents and record and post them…

Or CHUD

*golf clap

Woah there, you must be one of Kentucky's Best

Hey, don't get all Misty here…

Oh there's that typical American Spirit…

If I'm Lucky, the mods will Strike your comments…

Flagged for mentioning tobacco products!

The fact that we demand excuses for ugly things people say is absurd…

Truly…

Yeah, I recommend holding out until it can at least play mp3s

Do you have the upper body strength hold up his fat while you do it?

Aww… poor Microsoft, that's a lot of backpedaling!

Not nearly enough 60065…