greatwhitehype
greatwhitehype
greatwhitehype

TLDR:
My neighbor is breaking the law, and I’m afraid she’ll get caught because she is friendly to me. What are legal ways that I can help her continue with her illegal activity without doing something illegal myself?

I’ll never blame anyone for skirting around a draft for war, especially that one.

You fight like a dairy farmer...

Really says something that the pitcher decided to play for the US...

“Reported”

He has the Midas touch for all things, except beating Ohio State...

47% of the country lives in eastern time zone and 80% live in eastern and central.

Whiny East Coast... Must be nice to get your full 8 hours on the west coast after every sporting event.

* Don’t forget about the 3 seasons between the Bulls and the Wizards, 1998-2001.

All; Please don’t call me racist for pointing out that the top 5 happiest countries are all white homogenous societies. It’s a fact.

No love for Santana? By god, the throw was off and he tagged the base!

Wasn’t exactly HR, and it wasn’t poop in the urinal, but when the President of the company sends out a memo to the whole company, you know he’s not joking.

Favre has a macropenis

If Jesus walked in a room where I was drinking a beer, I would hand him a glass of water and tell him, “Get to work; I got a whole sink that needs the wine treatment!”

Long story short; If you get caught drinking your own drank, and they ask you to stop, just stop.

The only thing I think about when I see that last one: “This guy really needs to charge his phone.”

What are you racist?

Just to golf, as is tradition of the Presidential office, at least for the last 8 years.