But is Joe Flacco “Elite”?

You should meet my friend Curtis... He has done so many Dabs consecutively, that he doesn’t know his own phone number anymore.

You sound like quite the expert on Bird Law...

No white guys? Shouldn’t we be getting all upset?

Come on! It’s obviously the Las Vegas Craps!

Congrats to you and your father!

Maybe he shouldn’t have sack tapped him on purpose? Maybe the reason the warriors lost is because Green done goofed. If he didn’t set a precedent of hitting dudes balls, then he wouldn’t have gotten suspended.

you give in yet?

Correct.

Give in.

World’s shithole? I think you mean Detroit. We are just the taint.

+1 Cinnamon roll

I was at last night’s game, and there was only one thing better than the Cavs stomping GSW:

Yes, make fun of him when you get lazy and don’t research. Typical deadspin.

Common Foul. Accidents don’t happen anymore?

I’m not sure why everyone is so upset, Draymon just forgot the orange wig: YOU JUST GOT KICKED IN THE NUTS

Truly. A glorious matchup of who can get hit in the testicle sack the most.

No, no one talks about the series last year with the injured Cavs. the medias story was all about how awesome Curry is, even though it was injuries and Andre Iguana (I know) that won them the series.

Thanks for this spoiler. This is against the unwritten rules of Internet Etiquette for Spoilers. You should wait at least two weeks before throwing out a spoiler in a fucking title. Just wow. Is this your first week?

I’ll tell you exactly why teams were scared of a player smoking weed: Josh Gordon.
It has nothing to do with “Weed is bad”, a guy can’t play if he is constantly suspended, not to mention he was already breaking other NCAA rules.
As a Browns fan, character issues is a big deal.