You started the list with Clarence Carter. We good, cuz. Anything else you want to put on the list is fine with me.

“her mama named her Rachel, I’m gon’ call her Rachel”

nope. any conversation about the european peninsula has to beat a very simple benchmark: the indian peninsula. any attempt to justify a european continent falls flat when compared to india. ural mountains? meet the himilayas. raw population is only about 70 - 75% of india’s and population density doesn’t even come…

No, but the conspirators employed cartographers to reify the conspiracy.

No no no. The earth is definitely spheroid. Its just that ON the spheroid earth, the european peninsula is not more impressive than the indian peninsula.

Naw, shawty. This is what I run at elementary and middle school kids. They have to think.

Europe is a geographical myth.

I’ll say it again. Petey Greene is an underutilized national treasure.

That menu at Mar-a-Lago sounds delicious, though.

This Tuesday is the most immediate Tuesday after I say “This Tuesday.” For instance, today is WED 29 NOV 2017. This Tuesday is TUE 05 DEC 2017. Next Tuesday is TUE 12 DEC 2017. Last Tuesday was TUE 28 NOV 2017, though I shoulda jus said yestiday. To further clarify, you can say “this coming Tuesday” for 05 DEC for…

I’m pissed about the still at the top. Those are Wakandan troops, right? Why is the King neither in the center nor the second command position? He’s on the left side of Cap.

Monopoly is fun, but if you really, really want to make people fight, break out Risk. I have played Risk games in which people truly asked if they were still friends.

We spilled about half a liter of fish sauce. On the carpet of our minivan. In South Carolina. In the summer.

Aww, Mike! I had forgotten about the People’s Champ! Thank you for bringing Whiteboy Paul back up (y’all, don’t act like it wasn’t that one dude in the neighborhood whose nickname was Whiteboy <insert name>).

y u grey?

You’re not as bad as the kid who tracked down Piers Anthony and ran away to his house in Florida, but you might be close.

Intents and purposes used correctly. Thank you.

Have you read any of the Dresden Files novels? One of the literally has dinosaurs AND vampires in it.

you don gib nuting bout da wadah, so hee Fela f’t’lissen.

Arrows. Tried it with the mouse and couldn’t get past level 1. Arrows, like bullets and knives, are your friend.