Better Off Dead and Hope She’ll Be Happier, both by Bill Withers. Bofa dem dere, ya need sumbody roun t’keep ya safe.

A couple songs that give you the pairings in the name.

Ain’t worried about the weird vegetarian food, its his obsession with unseasoned chicken that still worries me.

I’m sorry. I know I’m wrong, but I looked at the picture and said in my Phillest of Phil Negro voice:

apparently also styrofoam dissolved in diesel. didn’t know that one until today. here’s the thing, though. both of those concepts involve splash damage which can cause real hurt to bystanders. I have only used stuff on empty railroad tracks and to start bonfires. do not cause more destruction than for which you…

no, but vaseline and kerosene mixed in a 2:1 ratio and shaken well works.

About the quantity and quality of your writing. I never spent a lot of time on kinja, so I didn’t know you you were publishing pieces. I appreciate the focus on recentering women in all those stories.

Negro hipster (Neg..., naw that don’t work right).

“Can’t have NOTHIN nice!”

Nope. That looks like Frito-toes by the end of the day. Erry time is see that, I shake my head. Next you gon tell me I should be cool with the pork pie hat.

Naw. I’m with Damon on this one. I mean, unless it’s seersucker; that makes it ok.

I just started going through some of your posts on here. I ain’t even know.

Judge’s comments at the end of Mehserle’s trial equating the loss of life and the loss of career.

Except he’s from the Bay, so the word ‘hella’ would be in the conversation about 50 times.

That right there? That was funny.

Yo, Panamayne: NWT is still in the gray. Let her in the party.

He’s like: you know what the people will love, even though they don’t know that they was missin it?

I took me about 15 minutes to even register the ‘fire, fury and fuck you’ part of what 45 said, because I replayed ‘bes not’ so many times, cracking up in my kitchen.

“...So I

Look, man: crazy white boys gon do what they do. If we give up on every diabetes inducing pitcher of wet food coloring just because of their antics, all we’ll have left is the lead flavored water. Who wants that in their life?