Hey tattoo guy, can I get a potsticka on mah back?

“I said 'vote for Tony Romo! Check your fucking ballot!'"

Please go to the Celtics.

“Going to an empty football stadium to lay on the grass and watch a movie on the jumbotron sounds like a perfectly PEASANT way to spend a spring evening. It becomes remarkably more PEASANT when the stadium forgets to shut off the automatic sprinklers”

Hey guys! Don’t forget about the American Top Gear! 3 way ratings battle! Right? ...right?

The Knobs

Track Evo with horse passenger.

2019: "VW in trouble for mpg cheat device."

No. Greedy bastard.

“no, YouTube! I am NOT interested in Kid Rock's new singl...oh."

What in the actual fuck are you talking about?

You are correct on both points.

This is brutal. Sort of like if the NFL added a couple of teams in England and they dominated the league for a decade. Except probably worse.

+1 Euro peeing

Please answer. If and when women can play pro baseball, will it be OK for a man to charge the mound of a Wan of pitching?

The funny thing is that blackface is tone deaf rather than racist more often than not.

I feel kinda bad, but did anyone else just stop reading at “Kenyan”?