OF COURSE the first reply was someone calling him an idiot.

This is the hottest kinja I've ever seen.

There's a Johnny Walker joke here somewhere.

This entirely depends on how fast the DJ revolves "it" while you're checking out the hook. Obviously.

I see Fox News is shady as fuck still.

When is it acceptable to mind your own business?

I am fascinated that a comment with 40 fucking stars is in the grays.

Hahaha, I was about to correct you guys on the picture.

These delays just reek of hands getting greased and consumers still not getting jack shit. I am still holding out hope that they buy them back, but it's looking pretty slim with every delay without any damn consequence.

To the Bruins! Him and Marshmont in the same team would guarantee most hateable team in the league, no?

Eww.

“Baie-”

Ok.

Pretty Girls Make Graves

It weighs just 2,866 pounds dry, so while it might only have a 44.3 horsepower 1.5 liter Kubota V1505 four-cylinder diesel linked to a five-speed manual, it will still do 28 mph on land, or 3.7 mph in water, depending on the wind. It will also crawl at up to 9.3 mph in first gear.

These are fantastic if you have unruly pets.

These are fantastic if you have unruly pets.

You know, they COULD just spend some of those resources teaching players better free throw techniques... But nah, fuck it. Why would they want to inconvenience the super stars and improve the product?

I feel like hard ciders belong in this list as well. Is it just me?

Ehh...his back is usually a LOT Messier than that.

God, i’m so Zika people saying ‘conspiracy theorists’ like it’s a bad thing. Wake up sheeples!