Most likely scenario, they’ll cancel while you’re on your way there.

It’s too bad Zaza “MudFingers” Pachulia won’t be at the all-star game...

By the way, is Macklemore still alive?

In the words of someone I graduated fucking high school with, from his old Myspace profile:

Slightly amusing but SO fucking anticlimactic.

This is some NBA-caliber ref working.

brilliant!

The Warriors are the best thing to happen to the NBA in a long fucking time. They have so much swag that it’s impossible not to like/hate them.

This is what journalism is all about. BTW, are you guys hiring? My friend Tim Johnsula may or may not be looking for a job...

So you’re punishing MORE people instead of targeting repeat offenders and/or ACTUAL drunk drivers?

Formerly known as Rochard Wilson.

11 of 12 Patriots fans are significantly hoping he gets better soon.

Relevant. Barkley was on fire last night!

Japan

*thinks* your rite Rightmas. What about the Octagon building?!

“He’s back, baby. And in the face of so much adversity. Boy am I glad to hear these words again: OMAHA! OMAHA!”-Nantz

Add me to the list. I loved that movie. As much as I hated the shaky cam and it almost made me sick in the theater, I have always chalked it up to that time period. Shaky cam was definitely “in” back then (Bourne movies, for example). But yeah, I’m sure there are few of us.

“No shit, Charlie’s still alive?! Glad the treatment’s going well!”

So... between him and Manning, what's the over/under on sub-10 yard passes for this game? 40? 50?!

“I SAID he fell down some stairs!!” -Linda Holliday.