I was just about to post the same thing. :o)

The only shitstorm is from people who think it's ok. Because defensiveness and insecurity.

John Oliver continues to prove that he is the best.

I think this source has been reading way too much Jay Z/Beyonce fanfic

Most people also don't think there are cybernetic raccoons walking around, so... yeah.

Ugh. I cannot see the movie because the science fail is just too big. It's like the writer couldn't be bothered to use Google.

No surprise there... it has everything that people love about movies:

To be honest, I hope this movie doesn't help her land something better.

See, when Miley Cyrus dances around with heavy machinery, it's "cool, edgy and provocative." When this woman does it, she's hilarious and "not well-received." When I do that at Home Depot, I get "Sir, we believe you're drunk, and we'd like you to leave the premises."

People talking about the Brienne/Hound fight being unrealistic? What the what??? Brienne is a highly skilled warrior (who is also quite large and muscular) and she's armed with Valyrian steel. Furthermore, the Hound was injured and unmotivated.

I think she has potential. She nailed her role in Jonah Hex, it is just not her or Josh Brolin's fault that the writing was completely ATROCIOUS. Hell, even John Malkovich couldn't save it. For what they were given, I think all three actors did really well. They just weren't given much.

When is she gonna learn not to talk shit until she gets her paycheck? Or until she solidifies herself in the industry as a bankable actress? Because she's not. She could have been had she not talked so much shit about Michael Bay publicly (emphasis on publicly because Michael Bay is a piece of shit, but if he was…

I think now that she has made nice with Michael Bay, things will be better. At worst, Michael thinks she owes him a few more summer flicks.

You are absolutely, 100% correct.

TMZ has never been successfully sued for libel or defamation.

She always has a lot to say after the movie is released.

Because he owns her.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Spice Girls?

Inside info: When I was a server, I waited on Susan Sarandon and she was a very good tipper.