I have that high cut brief look. It is never, ever, ever clattering, even on a twiggy 18 year old. I don't know why it's come back in recent years, but this dress is kind of a tacky mess, even when you factor the "risque" thigh slits out. It looks very Kardashian, which is an unfortunate thing.

I was obviously making a joke.

Haha, Rocket Power was so great! It;s just funny to me that Mean Girls has become the default teen movie for most people (not that it's a bad thing!).

Why are all of the articles I've seen on this study using stills from Mean Girls? I mean, Jezebel, Gawker, NPR, etc. There are other teen movies out there, and they all feature the Cool vs. Nerdy dichotomy!! Why hasn't anyone used Heathers? All the cool kids there end up dead - definitely a worse situation than when…

Haha, if being a dismissive asshole is what you call "stubbornly successful" then go you.

Yeah, as soon as I realized what a jerkoff he was I wasn't too sad about missing out on further interaction, but I was pretty galled at his behavior. At least the phone number would be something interesting to do, haha.

Probably because I'm not a guy. :( I guess I'm not really aggressive or anything when I try to flirt though. The last time I was making an effort to hit on a guy at a party was about 3 years ago. I was asking him about his classes and right as I was in the middle of speaking he got up to go talk to a hotter lady. I…

I don't know, maybe I just don't take rejection too personally but this seems like it would be an intriguing mystery! I would love to have someone give me a number that texted back interesting quotes. It would be a clue in a Nancy Drew mystery, or one of those books that people leave on park benches with the tracking…

There are Spanx for men! Or at least a male knock-off version.

Like...they won't leave you alone until you whip your dick out?

That just makes me want to text this number when I'm bored. Great service!

It's nice to meet you.

So, do you just like, mainline HGH and Redbull before you whack weeds in your lawn with an AR15? Can you impregnate "feminine" women just by thrusting your crotch at them? You sure sound like the manliest man ever.

I don't know, but it looks a lot less delicious than some other things with this color scheme.

Yeah, I guess I meant in my age group - and that's what I'm wondering. Either they're polling people in really high wage areas or they're polling people with really high or specialized degrees/positions. It doesn't make sense to me otherwise.

Your attitude is the exact reason why I hate engineers, across the board. I don't even feel bad about it.

If it makes you feel any better, the last set of data has to be skewed to some degree. I'm a college educated 25 year old and I don't know anyone, male or female, who is pulling in $77,000 by themselves.

That's it! That's who I was trying to place!

It really does!

Honestly, he's somehow more attractive to me when he's pasty, bald and bearded. It's a very "sexy, strung out Victorian miscreant" look so far.