Ahh. I was guessing that it had to be some form of "white" and
"delicious", but my brain just didn't click with the word "whiten".

Not to be a clod, but what is "Whitenicious" supposed to mean? The only word combination that I can come off with is "white" + "pernicious", which may be true but I doubt that's the sort of association any cosmetics company would want to push.

More to the point, isn't Adventure Time not really for kids? I don't understand why this show is marketed toward such a young demographic, it is clearly made by and for a fairly narrow margin of 20-30 something nerds who came of age during the early aughts and watched a lot of Homestar Runner. I mean, from what I've…

When they can't pull it off anymore? Tyra is almost 40 (or has she turned 40 yet?) and her face has hardly changed since her supermodel days. Let her enjoy it.

I think the single show that I have followed that showed a wide range of fully fledged, complicated female characters (whose existence didn't depend on their "likability" or sex appeal) is Six Feet Under. I mean, there were some things about that show that I took issue with but I think it did the best job at…

The sleeping bag thing might be the most adorable thing I've ever heard of.

It can't be a coincidence that when I glanced at Russell Crowe's Twitter handle I read it as "unclerussell". Urgh. URGH!

Oh my goodness. My boyfriend and I adopted a Persian cat last January and the need to bathe them is FOR REAL. So much litterbox smell sticks to their fur, it can be unreal. That cat is adorable and Persians are wonderful, outside of the need to bathe them all the time. They need to show a video of the blow-drying…

I still see some blue streaks in there, maybe they just don't show up as much in that picture because she's got it pulled back. That color did look really cool on her.

That ill-fitting, beige sack dress seems to be a perfect representation of the type of screen/photo presence that Allison Williams has. I know it sounds snarky, but I never see this woman doing anything that doesn't manage to come across as completely dull. I don't even know what it is at this point.

Okay, that's it. This gif wins the internet.

I really want a poster of Bruce in the glass tube. The rest can be chopped out.

I was really hoping that she'd ditch the Nashville-glitz style makeup for this production. I can't imagine that free-spirited alpine nun-nannies spend a lot of time on eyeliner and contouring.

Dumb, judgmental attention-seeker is dumb, judgmental attention-seeker. This is not news, please stop giving this woman a platform. She is nothing other than a fat-shaming troll who loves the fact that she gets so much attention for being a young, fit, attractive person who can differentiate herself from everyone else…