greatgodglycon
Great God Glycon
greatgodglycon

that doesn’t make sense. If Nintendo is handing out the licensing how is a 3rd party going to pressure them into anything. If anything SWT already has the track record of having a successful business strategy

Nintendo has never licensed events in the past, and has taken a hands off approach to competitive events until a year ago when they partnered with Panda Global and started hosting officially licensed competitions through that partnership.

Nintendo seemed willing to work with Smash World Tour initially. In the time

Nintendo invited them to get a license and then they failed to get one? something doesn’t add up

Yeah, the only thing I could figure from that paragraph is that there’s something I’m totally misunderstanding about the battle system. 

Right, Falling Frontier for instance is coming to consoles. This would be great information. 

“Corporate Apology” is perhaps the absolute best term for this. It says everything you need to know about it succinctly.

just a reminder that drake is a pervy-ass pedo groomer.

Sir, this is an Arby’s.

Dimwitted foolishness. His mother was a tenured English professor. And he has the nerve to brag about not reading books. I really wish that someone would force him to say his name backwards and then he’d vanish for 90 days months, or however that works in the Superman comics.

Comparing someone to Ezra Miller?  Would think that speaks for itself.

It’s pretty impossible to unsee. It’s like Ezra put on a couple of pounds because someone kept them away from meth for a few weeks, and grew a scraggly beard.

“Tonight, Kolchak stalks the demonic Elf on the Shelf!
Special guest star: Robert Goulet!”

Darren McGavin is the greatest actor in the history of acting.

He hit his head and died in Dunkirk, but it was okay because Cillian Murphy was upset about his ship sinking.

James Corden cribbing from Ricky Gervais is like one chimp throwing another chimp’s turd at the zoo.

For a minute there I thought Ezra Miller went through rehab

It’s not news,

Yes, I think you got it.

Pretty standard for an outlet that once complained about hearing about Olivia Wilde while writing an article about Olivia Wilde

Is this literally an article about a couple of Tweets a guy made and how he’s not in a movie that nobody ever said he was in?