Clearly you missed this crucial piece of information:

Return the toy by August 12th or we will reveal your face and name...

I hate this. I hate everything about this.

it's just like...

Yeah, more like Advanced Slowfare (due to lack of teleportation ability)!

First the Nostalgia Critic & the Angry Video Game Nerd are hanging out in Tokyo, now the Ghostbusters? WTF, Japan?

I'm a US Soldier, and I think MrBighead needs to chill the fuck out. I know plenty of soldiers who have no trigger discipline, and I definitely know more soldiers than all of you combined. So calm down, home. Greaterdivinity was making a joke.

Further investigation showed that both the victim and the suspect were found to share a common interest of "breathing air." Investigators are now following up this lead to find the motive behind this murder and how their love for "breathing air" are tied together.

This is the internet son. No jokes allowed. All serious business

If it helps, I'm military, and I found it chuckle worthy. We make fun of ourselves all the time. I mean hell, just between branches we have all sorts of nicknames for each other. (We tend to poke fun at the Puddle Pirates.... I mean Coast Guard the most though....lol).

Yeah come on Patricia? Everyone wants to hear your opinion on this outrage

Shit...

Afk! I'm in the woods diggin' a hole to live in from now on!
But first I need to get myself some aluminium foil to build a hat...

My favorite "use this word in a sentence" joke/pun. :)

What if he liked the Beatles??

I actually heard Manson drank water and killed people who drank... just like Lee Harvey Oswald who shot John F. Kennedy!
It's all a fuckin' conspiracy!!!

You know what the main problem is? People are dumber and dumber and bigger pussy as the years goes by.

I remember hearing about that and seeing the tweet... I laughed, it was funny. You'd have to be an idiot to not think that was a joke and I had no context for it.

Inb4 people don't read the article and go on a riot because of the title

This movie is going to be so bad. In the name of the King or Dungeons & Dragons bad.