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Does this make Chris Avellone the only decent writer left in the industry?

Are they going to use competent writers for these expansion packs? Because if not it still won't be worth it.

What's wrong with kids just wanting to play first person shooters? They are simple, exciting games and go well with simple, easily excited brains.

Congratulations sir. You've caught up with everyone else.

I love how ridiculously inarticulate Todd Howard can be. I don't care about your reasons Todd. Just keep multiplayer out of the main TES instalments and we're cool.

Pikagiant?

No because doing five minutes of research is the mind numbingly obvious - not to mention simple - thing to do and I didn't think anyone would really need that blank filled in for them.

I think we all knew that that was what I was driving at without you spelling it out thanks.

If I was a parent who wanted to know if a film that I'd never heard of was age appropriate, you know what I'd do? I'm sure you can all guess what I would do.

Listen to what you're saying. You're defending a rushed project on the grounds that if they'd had more time then it would have been better. Do you think deadlines are divine mandates that fall from the sky? No, the publishers set them, and it was Ubisoft that fucked this one up. They're transforming AC into a yearly

So, they asked two girls - a teenager and a 20-something - what creeped them out. How representative.

People say this every year.

Okay, play Revelations again but this time actually pay attention. The characters are one dimensional, created purely to serve a purpose (i.e. Ezio's love interest fulfils her role as a love interest and nothing else). Ezio's established character is undermined with scant explanation or apology. Desmond's story

I don't know, but it's a good place to read about games.

Wut. Fuck this shit. I already traded in Revelations because it was abysmal, and Ubisoft pulled together all of their studios to get that one out of the door in time. Rest in peace Assassin's Creed. I miss you.

I preferred the original, but they're both boring.

Huh... my comment was meant to have a picture attached which would have made things clearer.

Well then, you know where to go don't you.

Oh hey Chineapple. Fancy seeing you here. Bethesda boards get a little repetitive for you too?

Yeah I think the reapers are the slow and steady type. Wiping out all organic life in the galaxy takes some thoroughness.