Ima go ahead and say she’s not 29.

Zambillion Little Pieces.

Sooooo, her bio says she’s currently 29, which makes her 12 years of age in 1999, the year she says she lived alone in “the jungle with big spiders and poor little children with AIDS and, and, and . . . insert cliche here.”

As a fellow Erin, I feel very betrayed by this person.

Right? And like ABC is going to piss off Shonda. She’s making bank for them.

Um, excuse me, but Erin Miller is 1/36th Cherokee AND her Irish ancestors who came to America were, like, slaves and so she knows, okay. This isn’t about her. It’s about Jessie Williams spewing racist words against the police, who are now a race and not an occupation.

I’m hoping it’ll be a storyline where he gets racially profiled by Seattle PD and pulled over and beaten and thrown in jail for nothing and it’s a whole statement on police brutality.

Don’t you know “Erin” means “Africa” in Gaelic?

Speaking as a middle-aged white person, I find tears from middle-aged white people complaining about reverse-racism really goddamn tedious and infuriating.

This is not about politics. This is about equal consequences for racist behavior. If this was an Asian, Mexican, Caucasian or whoever saying the same exact words as Jesse Williams did, I would be against it and petitioned them to be fired if they did not suffer the same consequences as others have suffered for their…

Starting a petition to get Jesse Williams to my house. FOR REASONS. (Sexy reasons!)

Ooh, I bet it’ll be about his and April’s baby- a story about how he’s concerned his child will face prejudice and April just doesn’t get it.

Right? I laughed at her “who says I’m white? Who says I support Trump?” Girl, I think it’s a pretty fair bet.

The most hilarious part of all this is that it’s like these Grey’s Anatomy fans don’t even know who Shonda Rhimes is. Like is Shonda really gonna fire Jesse Williams for speaking out about social justice?? That’s about as likely as Donald Trump saying something intelligent. Ain’t gonna happen.

Oh, please. Avery is going to have the BEST story lines next season after this.

This girl can fuck right off. I had an ex tell me to kill myself when I was struggling. This shit is unacceptable.

It seems like he’s more of a patent litigator, which makes it less of a jump. While he has actual patent prep/pros background too, patent litigation is still litigation (hence why a bunch of litigators with no science background also got into IP litigation), and while of course a specialist in this particular type of…

Really? His involvement is what makes me think it’s pretty legit.

Another horrible logic I could see from the Trump campaign is their effort to paint Bill Clinton as a sexual predator rather than just the philanderer we all know he’s been. No one has ever been able to show that Bill’s done anything other than have consensual sex outside his marriage, but there have been repeated…

Honestly, what jumped out to me the most in this whole story is that the lawyer that eventually took her case is a patent lawyer. That’s like...getting a gynecologist to do your spine surgery. I mean, yeah, they’re both doctors, but the level of specialization is pretty intense. It’s the same with attorneys.