for real, that’s an admission of date rape the creepy old fuck.

I know right? My jaw dropped at that.

WHOA. Holly never signed a NDA? I know this is not my best moment, but......

how did his nips look

I don’t smoke because both times I did I got in fights. Drugs don’t do the same thing for everyone. I also get paradoxical effect from Adderall and Ritilan, both make me drowsy.

I really love that everyone’s favorite new flinty-eyed beefy hero is kind of a doofus. <3

Diminished sex drive and impotence aren’t the same thing. But “I wish I wanted to/was physically able to” have sex right now are intertwined for a lot of people and I found it refreshing that he was speaking so candidly about some very ambiguous issues of sexual health and desire and his personal experience with…

Bullshit. I work in policing and stoners—yes, doing nothing but weed—get violent all the time. It's a psychotropic drug, it will affect people differently. The 'stoners are all mellow' myth is not true.

Dildochugger is excellent, but next time I do a Worst Customers there’s one that’s even better.

I’m going to have to find a way to incorporate dildochugger into my everyday vocabulary.

One guy we had in particular would ALWAYS find something wrong with his food. He would order everything as take out, and then once he got the food home would call and complain that something wasn’t right or something was missing.

the entire trend of “natural” methods of childbirth and recovery are in dire need of.

to his credit, George Jason Alexander posted this on twitter

tbh, I think this kind of thing is even worse than hitting your kids. When someone hits when they are angry, that is TERRIBLE but it shows poor impulse control. When you set up these humiliating situations and share them with the public, it takes some time and thought to execute, and that just shows a sadistic mind.…

Oh my god. For anyone that thinks that hair cutting is not cruel, my mom force cut my hair when I was 10 and it wasn’t until I was in my 30s and had therapy that I could handle having it cut again.

I had a friend like that. Nose just the smallest tad biggish/roundish? Still a cute girl, cheerleader, the whole bit. Her parents gave her a nose job for her 16th birthday, and AS GOD IS MY WITNESS, her nose wasn’t any different. I truly think that they had the plastic surgeon do a pretend nose job, sort of as a…

The feels, JLaw...