Plus maybe don't just stand there looking badass when a volcano is erupting right behind you

So this time it's not just flying guy with freezy-breath from outer space, we also get a zillionaire rodent-fetishist vigilante acrobat and some Amazon woman from Girl Island who flies an invisible plane and has a magic truth-serum lasso. And we're all looking forward to this. Movies have reached peak stupid. Wait,…

This recently happened to me too, so he is maybe onto something larger than himself here.

Will they? People seemed generally-speaking pretty on board with the idea that Singer probably did it even before this suit. If anything this could auger a trend of more and more people coming forward until there is no other credible conclusion; we'll see

This might also count as another reason why Facebook is dead — to you — but yours are the opinions of a young man. When you're making a name for yourself/changing the world/etc. you aren't really focused on family or old friends or really much anyone or thing that is not integral to right now. But many people, as…

The flip side of him is Rachel Maddow, who doesn't wear glasses on her own show when she is reading, but always wears glasses as a guest on other people's shows when she needs them least. I think she's trying to say she is "glasses smart," which is smarter than regular smart, and "glasses serious," which is of course…

I wondered about this myself. All these articles say don't use one password, have a different one for each site, and keep track of them in a password manager. I use 1Password, but it's cloud-based so all my passwords are accessible from all my devices. Convenient — even necessary, perhaps. But doesn't that bring…

The irony is that a lot of people are going to buy the wrong one and bring it back

Eventually I'm going to be another old guy who doesn't trust all this newfangled anything, but until then I think I have good enough common sense, and it tells me:

You're late; everyone's gone home

Hopefully someone will dox Raffiki's new "owners," the giant magnifying glass of the internet will begin to fry them, and they will opt to rescue themselves.

The moral of this story, however, is that 100% of "animal people" are psychotic

Lordy

I was trying to be funny, story of my life. Something stereotypically gay in response to "black on black crime," I'm not sure I had it all worked out. And Jalopnick seems like a swell site, apart from that awful theigloo

I didn't realize you were African-American too because I don't read Jalopnik because I'm gay

Is there a paragraph where he threatens you in any way at all, or did you just go right to violence because he's African-American?

Jackson tried to become both Steven Spielberg and George Lucas simultaneously, by directing big tentpole summer movies and opening a high-overhead ILM-like visual effects studio in Australia.

It's sort of not fair if only insofar as that consoles got there first — by years, even — but they're just not going to be the one box in our living room that does everything. There will be that box, but it won't be a game console. Roku, chrome cast, and even your in-set software already presents less friction. …

It seems like a lot of this advice would get a guy whatever the modern-day equivalent of being slapped with a pair of gloves is. Past that it doesn't seem particularly rapey to me, just immature and sexist in a way that hopefully the guy and his young charges will grow out of. So my first thought was he doesn't…

I think this piece misses the point. The reason mobile gaming will render consoles obsolete is that they will be playable with a controller on your TV.