Does that headline open you guys up to a lawsuit for libel? Not that I’d necessarily want to see you guys get sued (I have my problems with much of what you do, but I’m content just bitching in the comments), but it would be pure comedy gold to hear the talking heads at ESPN explain how Goodell initiated a lawsuit…

This whole site is an R rated Page 2 with a side of white guilt and much, MUCH more pictures of athletes shitting themselves.

If only Bill had went off on a rant about how the white guy who cleaned up his office was a racist asshole, then his material would be up to par.

Don’t be so selfish. If you had a way to make sure you covered your bets, wouldn’t you do it?

Good games here lately. That’s good for the NBA. Just tell the refs not to fuck it up.

“You’d think that at seven feet tall and 290 pounds, the enormous Dong would draw some American eyeballs”

Or at least a day where Gawker doesn’t berate every straight white male in the world. I’d settle for that.

I don’t think you actually read any of his stuff.

Her story about her time in a mental institution is a part of the 4D Experience at the Newseum in Washington DC. I took the kids I worked with there a few times, and they were always amazed that someone would choose to do what she did.

God hates Cleveland.

That would be weird as hell, but I’d check it out, which is more than I do with baseball now.

If I remember right, he was up against Hodor for the part.

Can we get a mic in the drunkest section of Eagles fans every time Tebow plays? THAT would be entertainment.

*next several months

Details seem kind of sketchy at the moment, but other than the evading arrest thing, it just seems like stuff 18 year olds get into after prom. Glad no one was hurt, hope it doesn’t affect his future too much.

Not according to Darrelle Revis

For being a cum dumpster?

*then yours

Those two kids are probably Cromartie’s too. If procreation was an Olympic sport, Cromartie would be Michael Phelps.

Oh yeah, well at least his dick is bigger then yours.