There's a world of difference between a critic discussing what are likely key plot elements in a review before someone has had the chance to consume the art in question (which is fine with me), and a scenario like we got with douchebags yelling "Snape killed Dumbledore!" while Harry Potter readers were waiting on line…

Now they can finally ride off into the Low Winter Sun.

Josh Brolin was pretty great in W.

Let's not also overlook the fact that even if they get the Commander account, Harry - the supposedly modern one - will be out of the picture soon anyway once cigarette ads are banned on TV.

He probably just wants to score some drugs from the ambulance when everyone's distracted.

And here I thought Don Draper hit rock bottom at the Hershey meeting. Turns out it was when he got a pep talk from Harry fucking Crane of all people.

"Talk to the eight ball, Leia."

I need to see David Putty as Han Solo now.

The bigger problem with Jedi, IMO, is that most of the cast looks visibly bored throughout the film. Or in some cases (*cough*Fisher*cough*) strung out.

The first one was the best Star Wars movie since Empire Strikes Back, so I'm hopeful.

Knew him? HE WAS DELICIOUS!

Oh it's vastly superior, for certain.

Only because Bonham died. They were well on their way based on some of the songs on In Through the Out Door.

"Paul Walker died while returning to his home planet."

And there was that Melvins tour van that went up for auction that had a mural of Kiss done by Kurt.

Yes fans are rightly bummed, but theirs is no disgrace.

I can't wait for their performance of "Smells Like Tequila."

OK, so put MoS on a list of the most disappointing movies of 2013 then, not a list of the worst movies.

They're going to hedge their bets with a Monster League movie. You know, test the waters a bit.

I figured that was the bulk of MTV's viewing demographic at this point.