Genesis, "Counting Out Time." Dude buys a book listing all the erogenous zones and still botches the deal.

Genesis, "Counting Out Time." Dude buys a book listing all the erogenous zones and still botches the deal.

I'll give Gene and Paul points for really going all in on the whole fake Ace and Peter thing. Tommy gets a turn behind the mic and turns in an almost note-perfect imitation of an Ace Frehley song toward the end of the album.

I'll give Gene and Paul points for really going all in on the whole fake Ace and Peter thing. Tommy gets a turn behind the mic and turns in an almost note-perfect imitation of an Ace Frehley song toward the end of the album.

A lot of members moved to Active Reserve, but got called up for the first reunion tour.

A lot of members moved to Active Reserve, but got called up for the first reunion tour.

Back in the day? You mean 5 years ago?

Back in the day? You mean 5 years ago?

The only choice for a group name is The Monster Squad.

The only choice for a group name is The Monster Squad.

Yup. His "Black & White" standup special was outstanding.

Yup. His "Black & White" standup special was outstanding.

Worse than Horatio Sans?

Worse than Horatio Sans?

I was a HUGE Morton Downey, Jr. fan back in the day. I didn't necessarily agree with all his viewpoints — and being that I was barely a teenager little of it mattered to me — but his show was a ton of fun to watch. A particular highlight was the Roy Innis/Al Sharpton beatdown.

I was a HUGE Morton Downey, Jr. fan back in the day. I didn't necessarily agree with all his viewpoints — and being that I was barely a teenager little of it mattered to me — but his show was a ton of fun to watch. A particular highlight was the Roy Innis/Al Sharpton beatdown.

And the legs on some of them… va-va-voom!

And the legs on some of them… va-va-voom!

If my wife weren't still into this show I would have stopped watching a few years ago. I usually find it more clever than funny, and I don't give a rat's ass about Ted (an almost totally unlikable character) or his quest for romance.

If my wife weren't still into this show I would have stopped watching a few years ago. I usually find it more clever than funny, and I don't give a rat's ass about Ted (an almost totally unlikable character) or his quest for romance.