i'm offended by how stupid the acronym "lmao" is, so "lmbo" is actually more offensive. vanillafying an already vanilla term.

okay, you're right. and it *is* in that highly coveted wednesdays at 11:30 PM CST slot, so they probably don't want to give that up.

(*psst* the meltdown isn't on every day.)

don't you *psst* me.

considering @midnight is a complete ripoff (and a much less enjoyable version) of bunk, i'd say this is well-deserved.

you can't just cut "ditch it or pitch it" because of one little earthquake.

the mr.-hoffman-as-father-figure trope was even coded in his clothing. he was wearing the ck-patented black t-shirt each time we saw him.

hey, it's YOUR funeral.

shit shovelman.

coach's pre-dance pep talk was major payne-esque.

"how i met your stepmother"

"that you have him on trial is cat doing* Home Alone face."

a lot of this locket business was already done 17 years ago on this sitcom you may have heard of - friends? - but instead of a locket it was the velveteen rabbit.

so, let me get this straight. ted started off his first date with the mother by telling her a story (within a story) of how he spent DAYS trying to out-douche gary blauman with his knowledge of teddy roosevelt in order to sleep with a woman he's just met? ted, ever-classy and ever-charming.

i enjoyed watching modern family and workaholics back to back last night and imagining the two shows take place in the same world.

i understand the author's call, so as to avoid redundancy, for individual character growth in blake, ders, and/or adam. but isn't the stagnancy of their development more true to the show? here we are in the middle of the fourth season and these dudes are doing basically (and hilariously) the same thing day in and day…