Hey now, don't forget Sleigh Bells!

Huh? "The Fall" and "Hannibal" are both highly acclaimed.

NEED TO SIT DOWN. SUDDENLY OVERCOME WITH UNBEARABLE LEVELS OF JOY.

Well they're both on Netflix as well, along with "Parks & Rec".

But…Netflix also has all of those shows, except maybe "Vikings".

Excuse me, I didn't know I was talking to a "film buff"…and a condescending, rude one at that (who goes to a lot of sites!).

"…and so did most of the people who wasted their money on it."

Amazing.

It kind of fell apart at the end, but not on any planet could I see "Noah" being the worst film in a year that gave us so much lazy dreck also inspired by The Bible ("Son Of God", "Exodus", and all of this zero-budget Kirk Cameron crap).

What an utterly bizarre use of your time.

So a lot of our illustrious friends from across the pond seem to already hate this Corden fellow, with some pretty harsh words thrown about him on this page.

Except "The Devil Went Down To Georgia", of course.

Regular Sized Rudy!

Ding-ding-ding.

Did you just call "The Conjuring" a clunker? I…have no words for that.

James Wan is the only other modern horror filmmaker that comes to mind as being as great a stylist and atmosphere-builder. Hell, I'm actually excited for his "Fast & The Furious" flick, despite being dissapointed he's not cranking out another batch of white-knuckle tension.

He's disowned "Cabin Fever 2" because it was edited without him and apparently cut into a different beast then he was going for.

Right, because one slight misstep (its a "C" not an "F") and that completely negates any talent he's shown in the past after three great flicks in a row ("The Roost" is also excellent).

"Yes….yes."

"GODDAMMIT, YOU'RE PICKING AT MY BRAIN LIKE A JACKAL!"