I have already applied for a contingency day for Wednesday. I applied on the first day of work after summer break, August 28th. Dubai is nine hours ahead of the East coast so I won’t know shit all about the resulst until Wednesday morning or early afternoon. So my plan is to take a few more Ritalin than usual and stay…

That sounds like a good plan. But I can’t help but think it sounds like the beginning of a zombie movie, where the protagonist hibernates and wakes to a world of violent freaks.

Hot apple cider with whiskey. Then a hot bath, then bed. I refuse to watch the results come in. I’m tired and I hate everything right now, so it’s going to be Peak Cozy at my place: flannel everything, soup, and hot water bottles.

Isn’t it bizarre when you wind up in a little corner of the internet acting like a sleuth and trying to dissect drama that’s none of your business?? For a few weeks I was in this rabbit hole of some girl on tumblr who would beg for money and it turned out she just used it all on drugs and not her medical issues and…

Don Diaper | Sterling Pooper

“...Like how I introduced her to meditation, positive thinking/ And the books she probably read in daily rotation”

I can’t with this petty motherfucker. Grown ass man still rhyming about some woman he broke up with two years ago. Get the fuck off my lawn.

WTF Denne?

the person their picking up

But it’s not random black people condoning this, it’s Beyoncé, the artist, who is supporting this work at least implicitly by hosting it on a site she owns.

Actually it’s saying “The creator of this art is okay with it.”

I mean seriously though? At the end of the day we’re talking about a highly produced, 3-minute music video that was churned out of a profit machine modernly designed to capture views, incite tween worship, and generate revenue for the ultra wealthy.

Stopped reading after “I’m a white girl from Canada.”

Great. Good to know Jez isn’t bothering to weed out the hacks. Thanks for your continued enlightened commentary. Please, regal us with another desperate attempt at a Trump zinger.

She was wearing her costume for the movie she is filming while dancing and mouthing the words to a popular song this is no different than what everyone does musically and dubsmash...this outrage is such a stretch

I’m missing your point here.

Low FODMAPS diet helped me a great! The bloat went away and I can see my feet again!

“They’re not just punishing the workers,” Pappas said. “They’re punishing the students, too.”

She was also Shawna Malwae-Tweep on Parks and Rec.

 some argue that her laser focus on winning the election has been more of a detriment than anything else.