then get the fuck off of it, you’re making no effort to see this person’s point and your counter arguments are garbage

do you really want to live in a world where people can own something 1 inch in diameter that’s worth 5 MILLION dollars while people starve on the street? It’s insane how we value material things in this country and it’s INSANE that you could own anything worth 5 million dollars. that’s the problem people are having…

people get sooooo weirdly defensive about kim kardashian, it’s baffling. super weird culture in the comments here at jez lately.

lol no, which makes me unqualified to make judgements about how he’s a “garbage person.” based on what? some internet commenters that said he was mean? or his scientologist ex-wife? come on. you don’t know him at all.

ewww no! her old one made her look like a gorgeous middle eastern princess. her new anglo nose looks so fake and makes her nostrils look like they’re constantly being flared

they’re definitely not supposed to be trans in any of the mentioned sketches

portlandia is a symptom, not the disease. this show came out years after the place became a hipster paradise and it would have continued growing into that whether carrie and fred existed or not.

it’s also not the joke

but that’s absolutely 100% not the joke.

oh, you know fred personally?

That’s not even the joke, did you watch a full skit? the toni & candace joke is absolutely not “LOL DUDE IN A DRESS.” the character is literally supposed to be a woman and it is honestly sad that you can’t see the humor in it. lighten up. it’s not transphobic. both carrie and fred switch genders frequently in the…

right?? it’s maddening. and i heard she even DID wear a “fat” suit for it, which is disturbing.

it always bothered me that toni collette’s character was supposed to be fat and was just absolutely not fat at all.

Wait...do we work in the same office? I have a security guard who yells at me 90% of the time for entering the parking garage in a dangerous way. Like, I know how to get in here, man! Lay off. I honestly think people just hate bikers out of some insane American allegiance to the Almighty Vehicle, even if they…

i don’t even know what you’re talking about. most diehard bikers live in cities and don’t even own cars. you seemingly know no bikers, given your inability to give a shit about them. i’m tapping out here b/c you’re waxing poetic about nothing. have a nice weekend, i hope you grow the empathy gene soon.

and drivers never text and drive?? lol....lol.

oh yeah, i bike to my FAKE job every day, and bike home to my FAKE family every evening. i don’t eat groceries because i’m too busy riding my bike. i have no errands except for shining my bike frame every morning like pee wee fucking herman. get over yourself. wow.

My 2 good friends and ex-coworkers are nurses and bike religiously every day, in Philadelphia heat. I used to work at a hospital and the bike rack spanned literally a full city block and was full every single day. So no need to be sarcastic there. I’m sure you don’t like when cars almost run you over, which in a…

i know a lot of nurses who bike, so that reasoning makes no sense. regardless, i don’t care about your reason for commuting how you do. i care about cars pretending like they are entitled to the road (it’s illegal to bike on the sidewalk. trust me, if we could avoid the road, we would. we have no choice). and…

and thank YOU for being an asshole and completely missing the point of my post!