I don’t care that my Fedex package is all ruined, I’d be glad to see the driver pull a sick drift when arriving at my place.

You fucking scumbag. What type of asshole takes someone’s dog and flings them in a busy street? Bloomfield Ave can be infuriating to drive on but you don’t throw dogs. If you tried that with mine you wouldn’t get to toss him as he’d be clamped onto your arm and I’d wouldn’t be rushing to call him off.

Man I’ll tell you what, I’m generally a patient person and don’t enjoy open confrontation, but if you mess with my dog, you’re gonna have a bad time.

KILL THEM!

In my nightmares I see this rig parked outside of the Trump 2020 inauguration with Kellyanne Conway standing on top shouting through a megaphone at all the non-believers.

I’m not too sure I’d feel comfortable sleeping in the same bed with the three other people, and if you are in fact the owner of this vehicle, I imagine you’re going to have trouble knowing three other people, much less sleeping with them.

I think she’s the ho the navy guy cheated with, actually.

She knows what she did.

As a perfect Gen Xer, let me say: You sicken me with your millenial millenializing.

From 1955 until 2010, fifty-five years, I either went to school all day or worked all day every weekday and plenty of weekends too. For over 30 years of that time I also taught at a community college two or three nights every week. I also did a seven year hitch in the Army Reserves, and raised two kids.

You’re doing good work.

That is an awefully colorful (and apt) scene you’ve painted. But yeah, I normally buy the unscented stuff and then pour some into another bottle with water and whatever essential oils I’m using.

This screams Varsity Blues.

yeah right, that’s baller as hell

Holy moses yes! It was terrible when Ford did it, and it sure as hell wasn’t any better when Toyota did. I wish so hard that the Lightning didn’t use them.

I want to make multiple accounts just so I can give you more stars.

G6 GXP Street Edition.

I am going to just grab the low hanging fruit here.

You're gorgeous! God forbid women actually like their bodies. We can't have that, can we?!

As if you need anyone to reaffirm this, but: you are gorgeous!