BREAKING: Art Briles added to Trump Transition team.

“That’s not a crime, that’s TEAMWORK!!”

Curt hasn’t been this invested in a trainwreck since 38 Studios.

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I searched “below average” and got a nice selfie.

The firings will continue until morale improves.

Schilling is garbage and Trump is a horrific proto-fascist, but it is strange that liberals attack Trump for proposing to deport many people, when Obama has deported more than any other president (over 2.5 million!), or that they attack him for proposing to do awful things to Muslims, when Hillary has been a key…

I hate their youth.

“...his genitals came flying out of his shorts while trying to beat five seconds.”

Now here’s Chris Chase’s take on Cam:

It’s a good thing Ditka’s father used corporal punishment. Otherwise that guy might have turned into some kind of asshole.

In his apology OBJ namechecks:

FACK YOU PENTAGON HOWAH WE NAWT NUMBAH ONE?! JAWST ONE MOAWHR EXAMPLARWF THA RAWMPEHNT KAHRUPSHUN UNDAH RODJAH GOODELL’S TYREHNUHKAL RAIN!

He was a most convincing LaserDisc spokesman.

I don't consider that ridiculous at all. I consider that a fair "testing tax" to ensure I get the thing I really want, if there's no other way to try them out before buying. It sucks, but if you don't have a lot of other options...