Ah, so my lifelong dream of drinking a cheeseburger waits…

You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude.

Also,
-Tom DeLonge, from the classic live album The Mark Tom and Travis Show

Bravo.

Speaking of cars, I've always wanted to Kia car of someone I hate.

You really are a funbud! I'm comin' next time.

Wow. I miss all the good stuff.

Which article comment section did that happen in?

Not basic, just one of the best bands of all time. No doubt. Stand proud!

Expect… Sam!

Khrushchev's secret 'tapes'

How can I ever eat your ass
when ya try to convince
your biggest fan you're dead?

Another member of the merely average Amazon tv show stable. It's a girthy lineup, but only one or two of their shows really satisfy.

No need to splurge. Keep it simple.

I can't either (from my iphone).

Hey! This guy's soaked!

This guy's on fire!!!!

Clowns… can kill too…

Internet, I love you, but you're bringing me down…

AHHH! Brent Burn.