HARD PASS

Same :( my sneakers have sugru and gorilla glue covering a hole and they are h-e-double hockey sticks in either mild rain or wind let alone all the snow I’m about to trudge through

Same :( my sneakers have sugru and gorilla glue covering a hole and they are h-e-double hockey sticks in either mild…

So is it time for civil disobedience? Happy to say I’m a dude (basically am anyhow) and piss outside of the buildings and rest stops — although obv don’t wanna freak out the kids ...

Favorite president.

Nothing says “the only thing smaller than my spirit of generosity is my tax bill lol” like lilly pulitzer. PS it’s ugly fuck you yuppies.

Nothing says “the only thing smaller than my spirit of generosity is my tax bill lol” like lilly pulitzer. PS it’s…

Martha accessed the inaccessible 2016.

Uhhhhhh are you basically just describing gun laws in the US right now? Because that’s basically what it looks like already ..

Lol weekend sex while married. Maybe I should get divorced.

Some of them. Some of them are just poorly educated and/or senile and/or remember the days when politicians actually had integrity and one didn’t need to obsessively research the money behind every fucking connection in order to put together a map of just who put them in power.

“other actresses who have achieved parity”

LMAO thanks for the laugh they come so rarely these days

But this guy has hair .. I’m confused. Will Trump make him shave his head so as to not be threatened by a man with real actual human hair?

Millionaires from around a hundred years ago, who didn’t want to be embarrassed compared to other countries, so they donated tons of money to their local cities and towns to build incredible parks, buildings, monuments, etc.

The gall ... of a woman ... working ... for money. Nothing gets me more heated when a woman does a thing a man of similar statute and background would do with exactly zero second guessing of the man’s motivation!!!!!

The only reasonable response to this is to stop paying federal income taxes, right? Like, are they are or are they not gutting federal employment levels. Lol. I will shoot you with my now legal gun if you come a’callin and I’m sure whatever tax evader prison has enough nazis I can shave my head and pump iron till…

I haven’t sewn in YEARS (or decades) but even me and mom could beat this easily. You need elastic at the bottom, so that you can then have non useless blanket area, and also it would be a fun challenge for a child/childish adult to walk to the bathroom in their mermaid blanket!!!

BS marketing scheme? More like creativity in the face of excess cheese! Not gonna get upset that the swiss figured out a way to sell more cheese by inventing a new cheese format

The people who think Trump started this shit have their heads in their asses.

I didn’t click anything but this article because leave Mariah alone. But damn, those some festive breasts. And as a former “great new york boobs” pin holder I can assure you I am quite experienced in festive breasts.

As someone who lives in an area where people were so shocked by the election results that some at work were literally crying the next day, I would say “this is probably a joke”. But, Kansas.