I don't watch men's tennis but the worse half watches a lot of hockey and I'm nearly certain I've never seen a player smiling during a non Stanley cup post game interview.

Why? Who cares if he wins? Electing democrats who move more and more right each cycle hasn’t exactly been a winning strategy. GOP is likely to implode under a Trump presidency.

If 30 seconds of resting bitch face in gray pajamas didn’t pique your interest, what could?!

I can do a lot of stuff but I still haven’t really perfected the pasta thing. I’m perfectly happy to resort to “success rice” for the rest of my life but they don’t yet make “success pasta” :(

Yeah full time parenting is a 4.2 person job, assuming a fourty hour work week (LOLLL!!) for the average full time job, and given there are 168 hours a week. You can’t just take up heroin while little Johnnie is sleeping, after all!

He was already having some “me time” by going for a run ...

With all the self congratulation the average man does, I’ve never understood why I also am supposed to be licking on his balls basically non stop.

I think it’s kosher to openly protest women’s health services too now, for some reason.

*segues

It’s funny, I bought one of these when it was on mega sale for like $20, then had a series of horrible men-related things and now i’m at my highest weight ever again! Maybe I should wear it just to fuck with this dbag.

Yeah one of my least favorite things is “extremely tiny woman SO FAT now!!” when they are pregnant. Hey tabloid writers, Hayden Panettiere is only 12x bigger than the average newborn by weight. Of course she looks huge.

I hope once they get done “freeing the nipple” they will all realize that it’s super gross to let your nipples out in NYC.

Oh, I’m not that ghetto ...

Those are almost impossible to find now?

I also watch this show!!

Maybe her problem is beer and lorazepam. That combination will turn a lot of people into a gibbering frothy-mouth.

Technically when they turn 18, like everyone else.

Seems a little easier to blame disney than your dear old dad, right?

Going to a restaurant with at most one other person for life!!

How is Netflix a monopoly though? Plenty of other ways to get television via satellite or cable.