I like subway. Their new breads are good and you can get a regular sandwich with some green stuff on it that is super cheap and won't put you in a food coma.

I'm from New England and what is this? Do most kids not like seafood?

THIS IS SO CUTE WHO AM I????

Read bean ice cream is great. If I trust anyone to do this, it's definitely japanese haagen dazs.

First they came for my high waisted pants, and I said nothing.

One time going to work on the 6 train during rush hour a homeless person masturbated to what I assume is completion standing in a primo spot by the door.

Kreashawn has a baby now. It's pretty cute.

I think sister just needs some better eyebrows.

I don't know the specific campaigns that did it, but I have brand loyalty towards tide and dawn. I don't even have a washing machine but if you asked me what detergent I buy, I'd say tide before remembering that I don't buy detergent.

So 19 women have developed infections in the last 12 months from cosmetic surgery tourism in the DR. How many women have developed infections in the last 12 months from cosmetic surgery in the US? I would have wager it's a lot more than 19.

I am that person who met the right person and changed their mind about having kids.

This is the grossest way to troll for a date online that I have seen yet.

By see do you mean "make extremely suggestive videos intended to be viewed by millions of people"? Otherwise not sure I get the comparison.

I met my fiance on okcupid like seven years before we started dating. My advice: be yourself and not the best version of yourself (even if you are a dismissive wiseass with a profile comprised entirely of cryptic jokes that aren't really that funny to anyone but yourself) and who knows! You may find your soulmate.

My best friend cut me out of my life when I was twenty and I haven't gotten over it.