I am pretty sure I hate Darren Rovell and still this made me cringe.

I am pretty sure I hate Darren Rovell and still this made me cringe.

This makes no sense. The hometown clock scorer ended the game before the ball was inbounded. Why should it become a jump ball? Why would you assume it is unlikely that Gordon stopped playing after the final buzzer?

2009 NBA Finals. The stakes were much higher.

Don’t feel sorry for us, we’re cool with it.

The “love to hate” relationship Deadspin has with Bill Simmons is a mystery to me. Like two brothers, one grew up as jaded troublemaker and the other got fired from ESPN.

Why did he jump off his bike?

Goddamnit! Why do you people gotta climb mountains to get off? This is why I respect drug users. Same high but way less danger.

Keep in mind we are reading excerpts, curated in a way to make Mark Cuban sound shady as fuck.

I read this as if he was being sarcastic. I assumed his left hand was the one in question and he was dismissing the question of why his shoulder seemed slumped.

Financial concessions and contributions.

To be fair, they kind of did when Precourt attempted to strong-arm a downtown publicly funded stadium. Now they are just trying to force him to sell the team to the group of investors thats willing to pay above market value.

I can’t fathom why MLS is supporting this move unless they believe Crew fans are suddenly going to shift allegiance to FC Cincinnati. They are probably going to lose both fan bases.

I saw the title and was very intrigued. Immediately in my browser I see “Jezebel.com” and I already know the story is going to be about needless hysteria.

It’s difficult not to respect that response.

That’s Fox News for you.

Dog whistle racism isn’t exclusive to Fox News talking heads. Don’t be a different flavor of the same racism.

The 76ers are an NBA team. Why are they sharing the floor with team dancers? Are there limited flat surfaces, forcing them to share a space?

Wow, I encourage everyone to read the full Woj article. It was way more thrilling than half of the movies nominated by the Academy for Best Picture.

I know you are just a word-play parody account of one of my childhood heroes, but you’ll never know how much you mean to me.