Olbermann is wittiest, most clever observer of every day sports on television. He is "Saturday Night Live" level. However when he gets on his high horse about a "cause" then, like Bob Costas, he is terrible. I only know two fans of Olbermann, me and a buddy. I suffered through his political rant again tonight hoping…

Goodell- "Clearly he has paid a price. I'm now considering just a two game suspension."

Her face clearly attacked his fist. Self-defense.

Thank goodness they have kept their cheerleaders who may continue practicing for pole dancing careers.

More news from anyone please. What in statue of Ward? Is he DOA? What is status of Stewart? Any arrest or criminal charges?

Free Pete Rose.

Like Pete Rose who remembers every pitch in every at-bat in his life. Scary powers.

Three-game suspension for comment about putting all gays on an island and nuking it. Would've gotten four-game suspension if he'd actually done it.

"Heidi "

As a former Duke lacrosse player (hold the boos please), admittedly lacrosse is the worst sport to make this valid argument. Lacrosse will always be associated with spoiled preppy rich guys no matter how many examples exist of players from blue-collar families. You need to have the argument made by banished …

Correction- "... looks UP on her beloved ..."

Of course would have counted. I will give Deadspin slack on this one. Announcers first said goal would not have counted because of offside. It took them 30 seconds and one or two embarrassingly clear replays to retract the statement. By that time Deadspin was probably drafting tweet and I had already wrongly passed…

It did indeed happen. The coanchor covered up neatly for Dan Rather before he got himself in deeper . Dan Rather was trying to make himself relevant. I never saw him on CBS coverage for the next 24 hours. It just proves the point that sports casters are much better at covering live horrible events than famous…

Came home and found babysitter and one year old son fixed to TV. Favorite moment was when Dan Rather said he thought he saw a dark figure crouching on the back of the Ford Bronco in the driveway as darkness fell.. His coanchor, a sports person I think , said – "Dan, I believe that's the spare tire". It was. Dan…

... as long as it's with Landon Donovan

Charging, right?

I've got $100 riding on the Washington Generals. They're due.

Yes. All died tragically in finals the next year . Duke .

That was his cousin, Luis Carlos Rooney, from South America.