Only thing better than Hi-C Orange? Hi-C Ecto Cooler.

Ecto Cooler or GTFO.

This can't possibly be real.

Thanks Darren

Printing his age was uncalled for

Man, you guys are really beating a dead horse here.

That's a black man in the US saying that Sam shouldn't have a chance because it wouldn't be smooth.

LeBron: Either dunk or get off the pot.

Tzatziki = "Girls" - you're supposed to like it, everyone says they like it, no one really likes it.

Ranch = "Two Broke Girls" - you're supposed to hate it, everyone says they hate it, people watch it.

...and neither one is a fucking DIP

The only thing worse than Stanford fans is the Stanford band.