First, trying to eat that would probably look like I just went through a version of Thunderdome where all the competitors had copper-based blood.

Bernie pulled the party platform significantly to the left. This was a big accomplishment, and something that means a lot to those of us that support a social-democrat platform over a traditional machine democrat platform. He was tactful and well-spoken tonight, carefully aligning his campaign goals with the new party…

And this is why so many Bernie supporters are Bernie-or-bust. Because Clinton supporters keep treating us like whiny, stupid children instead of acknowledging what’s happened here, and that the Democratic party is corrupt at all levels.

As a former 6th grade boy, allow me to apologize for perpetuating this rumor well into high school. Sometime around senior year though, when another guy tried dissing my hookup with “they call her tuck and fuck, since her pussy’s so stretched out” I casually offered, “well, maybe you just needed a bigger dick, Tom...”

I honestly went there when I first saw the picture so I was confused. I was like “doesn’t she mean her daughters would be on the left because they’re natural and the celebrity would be on the right because of labiaplasty?” I don’t really know what I thought lol...this whole thing is bizarre.

omg

I had a LOT of fun in my twenties, then had two kids so I guess this represents my vag to crazy, possibly fictitious god sandwich lady.

I’m reminded of an article about the Indian Prime Minister who apparently has a death grip. There’s a wonderful series of photos of him shaking hands with other world leaders, each one has a distant look and barely hidden grimace.

Right? Isn’t it magnificent?

Lots of things about our culture (and most modern cultures) are technically unnatural and unnecessary, like bathing/showering regularly, using soap, eating off plates and using utensils, wearing clothing when the weather is warm, wearing shoes, wearing bras, using deodorant, etc, etc. I am OK with doing all of those…

The thing that sucks is when feminists insist that your decision is based on societal factors, when it isn’t. Like you just did right there.

I’ve been repeatedly told by different people that I am literally a bad feminist for buying into patriarchal expectations from my crotch. I’ve been told that despite me believing so, I’m physically incapable of making the choice to wax my crotch on my own, because I am poisoned by our society out of making my own…

Off topic: my son was required to go to drug and alcohol counseling. He is a low level pot head. He comes out of meeting one totally flabbergasted because some guy, high on meth had chopped down, split and stacked every single tree on his mother’s property and was working on the trees at the neighbor’s house when he…

And when a man shaves his face, that’s so that he can look like a young boy again?

Truth. I’m a professional bikini waxer, have been for 10 years. Nothing grates on me more than a woman says, “why would you want all the hair gone? I don’t want to look like a 12 year old” Ugh. Ladies. You are grown-ass women. Not having pubic hair does not take away from you being and looking like a grown-ass woman.…

As a lifetime hair remover, nothing bugs me more than being condescendingly lectured by other women that my partners are child molesters (“Oh my god! When it’s shaved, that’s how KIDS look! Why does he want to fuck a kid though?!”). Surprise: there are other secondary sexual characteristics besides hair that…

I think you mean Saving Private Cryin’.

Semper Cri

THIS. When I was younger, still living at home with my conservative parents, I took a political science class at the local college. We had weekly debates, and for the reproductive rights debate, I took the anti-abortion side, because that’s what I believed. The professor asked if I thought abortion was murder and…

I just want to highlight this passage for anyone who skims or just jumps to the comments. Because truer words.