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TLJ just opened so many possibilities that I assumed, clearly incorrectly, that they had mapped something interesting for ROS. I’ve posted this before, but it only makes logical sense that there is some ability in every person to tap into the Force if it is indeed what binds us all together. Some corral and control it

Really?

Sorely missing “Window of Opportunity”, Stargate SG-1.

Next time before you start to cook, try checking the back of your head to make certain there isn’t a rat perched there, clutching your hair. It could be that the cooking savant rat who whispers in your ear, directing your every move in the kitchen, is what’s driving your cat crazy.

You’re looking at it from the perspective of buying a bottle, but this feels very much like something you’ll see as “Made with Five Trail Bourbon” like it’s a big deal and you’re supposed to know what it is in the drink menus as chain restaurants.

I am many things, Kal-El, but here I am god.

I love how halfhearted their attempts to explain why Nora Darhk and the last queen of France were identical. Fuck it, Courtney Ford gets to dress up and try out an accent that in her own words is offensive to all French people everywhere. No one is questioning it

Gary Green is all the man you need. 

Legends Of Tomorrow is one of the best shows on television. It also once featured a season-long storyline with a character getting his nipple bitten off by a unicorn, then later having his nipple restored but possessed by a demon from the time it spent in hell, and then using the possessed nipple to hypnotize people

I thought that the finale was TERRIBLE with a few bright spots.

This is the correct take. Get some Cecil Whitaker’s, or an independent place, but screw Imo’s.

“I’ve had this idea of ‘investment sandwiches’ where, like, you’d buy a limited-offer sandwich in bulk, freeze it, and then sell it later for a profit,” Hoban explained. “You know, like the McRib — McDonald’s only offers it once a year, but the demand doesn’t go away.”

Cool. I hope they mention something about Hollow Knight: Silksong.

If you give a moose a pizza, he’ll ask for a Labatt’s. And you don’t want a drunk moose. 

First thought: This Chicken Run sequel is kind of lame.

Came down to post this. If anyone hasn’t seen Chicken Run, get to it!

Ya beat me to it.

Aww, but they tried so hard.

We’re using the 3 pasta shell method in my house.

I’m surprised no one’s mentioned Redwall yet. After a certain point, I was only reading the books for the written feasts instead of the actual plot.