I hope these folks grabbed the blu-ray of Disney’s Snow White on their way back home from taking delivery of their Durango Hellcats, because it’s going back into the Disney Vault... forever*

Until recently I drank my weight in Polar Orange Vanilla. Then Polar, which was the last holdout at my store with 12 packs other than the store brand, finally switched to the 8 packs. Now my seltzer of choice is just whatever’s on a good sale or I have a coupon for.

Can’t forget to mention all the aquatic and semi-aquatic animals that are technically not meat for the purposes of Lenten fasting. Not just fish. I’m talking about alligators, turtles, muskrats, nutria, beavers, capybaras... They’re all A-OK on Lenten Fridays in the eyes of God according to the Vatican.

This review makes it sound like Coke is using the time-honored tactic of mixing the leavings at the ends of production runs for a quick buck. Mass produced suicide soda.

I just looked at the Hot & Savory meals at the link, and they look just like... backpacker’s meals? Which, I guess, kudos to the marketing team for making dehydrated boil-in-the-bag meals acceptable for off the trail, and a little less sad (and hopefully sodium-tastic) than stuff like Cup Noodles (I say this as…

I’m clearly not cut out for the grocery wholesale business, since I can’t get why Hawaiian and Alaskan eggs are sub-$3 and cheaper than a good chunk of the continental US.

I am kinda suprised that Juneau, Sitka, and Ketchikan, Alaska- places that have no access besides via ship or air- are cheaper than some other places in Alaska connected to the highway system, including several places in Anchorage.

Yes! The Thins have the perfect ratio of creme to cookie, and any level of stuf beyond the classic is just too much stuf.

Tipping has always been stupid & need to stop.

I’ve been making a conscious effort over the last year or so to reduce my family’s meat consumption for environmental reasons. I usually grab a pack of Impossible ground or two when it’s on sale or I have a digital coupon (which my store has surprisingly often) and freeze them to have around, because it’s easy and…

Be Prepared? Hellfire? There aren’t nearly enough Villain Songs on this list.

Pizza boxes are clunky, take up a lot of space, and usually don’t protect the pizza from growing stale

My first thought was that a solid gold cylinder the size of a beer can would weigh well over 10 lbs, making the winning packs not difficult to determine.

Our local Market Street (which is a United brand...which is an Albertson’s brand) has a unique shopping cart that I’ve never seen anywhere else. The full-sized carts are normal shopping carts, but the smaller ones are on four swivel casters, instead of having the locked wheels in the back. With the drastically…

As long as the skillet queso remains on the menu I’ll continue to make my annual visits to Chili’s

“On average, units with this technology saw a 24 percent increase in sales last year. In January, Jet’s Pizza announced that more than 2 million text orders had been placed.

I loved Down Under and was well into adulthood before I learned that it was a sequel. I watched the original once with my kid and neither of us found it nearly as much fun. George C. Scott is clearly having the time of his life voicing the poacher.

Just speaking from my own observations, Missouri has no shortage of mom and pop and regional-chain liquor stores despite allowing full alcohol sales at grocery stores and gas stations. It helps that the liquor stores are usually cheaper and have a lot better selection.

Give me all the smokey booze. Smoked beers, Islay single-malts, mezcals.

For as long as I can remember, my family has had smoked turkeys from Greenberg, in East Texas. I think it started as a company gift that my dad’s boss sent out. Then my dad liked them enough to get them for himself and his employees once he was the boss. Even after my folks moved away from East Texas, and then…