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I thought hard soda was mostly supplanted by hard seltzer. Are all the alcoholic beverage fads of the last decade converging into hard soda-flavored hard seltzer?

Cutscenes aren’t as smooth and the graphical shift between them and the regular game is more jarring

Springing for the extra $10 for the physical version so I don’t have to waste time (and bandwidth) downloading 100 GB or whatever I already own on disc.

It’s just now occured to me that both Fett and Maul became crimelords after their recoveries from certain doom.

Tip Number 7: Do this at the conclusion of every meal.

I will never forego an opportunity to watch the Fifth Element and have seen it an unreasonable number of times. That movie is just so much damn fun.

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And then Batman Beyond somehow managed to make Freeze more tragic. He was trying to atone, reconstruct his connection with humanity, and it was all for nothing.

Just to make things confusing I think coffee packaging actually uses 6 oz as a serving rather than an actual 8 oz cup. And the “cup” (i.e., standard coffee mug) that people actually use for coffee in the real world is closer to 12 oz. So there’s a lot of creative math going on.

Don’t know about the blue light thing, but I know people with nystagmus (a condition involving involuntary eye movement) and bright, LED point sources (like Christmas lights) cause a flickering, strobing effect that gives them a pretty quick headache.

I love Culver’s as much as the next (adopted) Midwesterner, but their cheese curds just don’t do it for me. I think it’s too much breading to cheese ratio.

Honest question: Is $60 really “ultra premium whiskey” pricing? I understand it’s all marketing, but considering there is no shortage of whiskeys that go for hundreds of dollars, this seems more... regular-premium, maybe. Or value-premium?

“Had I known one human’s death would pain you so, I would have killed more.”

As far as I’ve ever been able to tell they only exist in airports.

The hot chocolate is classier than I thought. I would have thought it was water and chocolate syrup.

Arby’s. Twice. Shame on me and all that.

The Man from UNCLE is well worth watching if only for the revelation that Henry Cavill can have charisma.

All in a museum dedicated to humanity’s greatest mistakes- in which the Thong Song is given pride of place.

...the one where Sisqo shows up to serenade the Legends while they beat up Stalin and Marie Antoinette

If there was ever a time for Quebec’s vast and creative array of liturgical-based profanity...

But does this include the best Spider-Man adaptation (at least until Into the Spider-Verse came along)?