Heinz 57 brings back memories. I used to go nuts putting it on everything from the Ryan’s buffet after church when I was kid. They kept a big bottle on the table and it was novel and tasted great to an unsophisticated 7 year old whose condiment exposure up the point was ketchup, mayo, yellow mustard, and KC…

Why is the first thing that appears when I google “mulita” the Wikipedia entry for armadillos?

What do you wanna bet they’ll still put broadcast Bucs, Dolphins, and/or Jaguars games on the TVs?

See, I think this is from where a lot of the confusion stems. We started calling toppings on a slab of bread “open-face sandwiches.” That’s a contradiction in terms and dilutes the meaning of a sandwich. If anything, an open-face sandwich is a subset of pizza.

So this got me thinking: a taco is obviously not a sandwich, not least because of the closed side, but is a quesadilla a sandwich? Where does it end? Are tortillas even “bread” for sandwich classification purposes?

“Crappy vodka gimlet” seems redundant. Gin or get out.

Wait, if you still have to add ginger beer, how is this “Moscow Mule-flavored vodka” and not “lime-flavored vodka”?

I’m pretty sure that’s just Bugs in drag.

How is unrepentant sexual predator Pepe Le Pew not dead last?

They’re awful for me, but I could eat Chili’s southwestern eggrolls by the gross.

Look, you drink what you wanna drink, but that there is... I don’t know...a tequila fizz? It damn sure ain’t a margarita.

Truly it is the most elegant and classy of sports trophies. Just look at that lettering!

Personally, I think using añejo in a margarita is a waste of a perfectly good añejo.

I don’t understand why orange liqueur is presented as optional.

Looks like. I had a 6-month promotional subscription that expired in May, and it’s telling me $44.

Looks like. I had a 6-month promotional subscription that expired in May, and it’s telling me $44.

I feel like neglecting to mention that Stephen Lang is in this is some serious lede burying.

If you’re backpacking with a partner and can thus split the weight, nothing beats the REI Half-Dome 2 Plus for space and comfort, value, and durability. We got ours in 2009 (at an REI garage sale, I believe) and it’s since been around Mt. Ranier, to Alaska (twice), throughout West Texas on multiple occasions, and…

If you’re backpacking with a partner and can thus split the weight, nothing beats the REI Half-Dome 2 Plus for space…

Use it for basting liquid for stuff on the smoker?

You forgot to mention that now Dark Energon turns Transformers into zombies.