That's a sex toy.

With a 964 C4 with over 200K miles on it... I'd have to disagree with you on the AWD system being prone to problems. On Rennlist.com, AWD has only come up once as a problem for an owner. I just don't know where you're getting your information.

Is this the next G Wagen then?

Don't forget too, that when the steel in the rivet cools, it contracts, pulling the joint even tighter than you could ever bolt it.