"Thought you said it was in Park"

BOOM. HIGH WATER MARK HERE!!

"But the company spent only $250,130 on R&D over the summer. It spent almost double that, or $443,767, on sales and marketing costs, like photo shoots and auto shows." — Vaporware is the Kickstarter of the automotive world.

Meanwhile, Red Bull is under investigation for having front wings that are too flexible and may have to start from the pit lane or face disqualification. It seems when Red Bull gives you wings they're not supposed to flap...

I'd eat a big plate of asparagus with that iced tea.

Yeah! And it needs a carburetor too!

A Lee Iacocca biopic.

Much like the CTSV coupe, it looks fat.

What car would you swap this into? Go!

Visualized (with assist from WhiskeyGolf):

Careful what you wish for

dontcha squidward

Still has a Rover 45 climate control unit. Unimpressed.

Am I correct that "Ukrainian rebels" are the Russian-backed seperatists?

LaFerrari, now with "Active Stance"

What advice would you give to students hoping to be employed in the corporate offices of automotive companies, and how to be successful in those jobs at a young age?

I really don't know anyone that's ever bought a new Navigator. Ever ever.

Put it in 'H'!