Come into our windowless van so we can tell you if we kill you.

Yeah, but when has there even been time for presumed hetero-on- presumed hetero romance?

JK Rowling: *throws dart* Professor Sprout was... *throws another dart* trans.

“Hey, have you guys ever seen that really old movie, All the President’s Men? How was it? I haven’t seen it.”

And Jeremy Renner only found out when he watched the movie in a theatre, on his own, trying to keep the tears from rolling down his face in the dark.

Or just expand his taste a little: “Hey, have you guys seen that really old movie, ‘Taxi Driver’? It doesn’t have anything to do with our sitution right now, but the themes of alienation and mental illness have really stuck with me.”

It’s not a populist revolution; it’s basically a coup. There’s no indication that the people of Wakanda support what Killmonger is doing (they just seem to be conditioned to go along with whatever the current king wants). And the fact that Everett is CIA is incidental; he’s not in Wakanda at the behest of the CIA (the…

In the industry, we call that “pulling a Rowling.” Though I recommend against typing that into Urban Dictionary at work.

I hope that they actually have the character actually be LGBTQ on screen instead of employing the “post-game interview” strategy where a star/writer/director comes out and says “Oh yeah, didn’t you know, [insert character here] was gay the whole time! Aren’t we cool and inclusive? Please give us more money.” like…

More like, “Kevin Feige Teases Deleted Scenes from Upcoming MCU Movies”.

Nah, they should keep using it, and specifically they should start citing DCEU movies. “Hey, did you guys ever see that really awful movie Suicide Squad?”

She changes her mind on defending Asgard, but she doesn’t seem to have a “wow, slavery is monstrous, I’ve killed countless innocents” moment. “Willing to fight a war for your homeland” and “fine with slavery” can coexist, just look at the civil war. 

She drinks and doesn’t apologize for it. And if I know anything that makes you cool.

I’m still not sure why I’m supposed to like Valkyrie. She’s an unrepentant slaver, there are a decent number of full-on supervillains who are less evil than that. If Calvin Candie was bitten by a radioactive spider, I really hope they wouldn’t make him an Avenger. 

“Hey, have you guys ever seen that really new movie, Infinity War?”

Tom Holland, however, still hasn’t been told the true ending of Infinity War, in case he somehow figures out a way to go back in time and spoil it.

Yeah, I definitely thought the tiara was going to be in that box.

I think it was just thoughtless casting; Luke was happy to pose with the 1st woman because she addressed him as a human instead of a souvenir, but by the time the 2nd woman shoved herself onto him, he had spotted a person-of-interest across the party.

There could have been a really funny running gag there too, which would have saved at least some of the courtroom scenes from being so utterly wrong about how things worked. Foggy keeps planning things out right and making the right plays and then Frank torpedoes each one every time he does.