"Sometimes I get my Fs and my Gs mixed up. So fo guck yourselg."

Speak for yourself - my face is contorted into a hideous grotesquerie after I wore a mask for too long!

Lucille 2 is dead, the police think Buster did it, GOB is afraid he might be gay but only because he's never experienced friendship before, Michael and George Michael tried to bang the same girl but I don't remember if either of them succeeded.

"Spending an entire half hour in Lindsey's POV is a descent into despair."

"like filming a novel."

True story: I was about to hit you with the MST3K 'It's just a show, I should really just relax,' but then I remembered the comment, made by me, that you were replying to.

Important distinction regarding the brain's effect on Don E: Tanner ate a tiny slice of the frontal lobe and experienced an intense vision while staying in one place, as intended.

Can you think of a way to cover "Congressional Candidate Assaults Reporter" that doesn't make the reporter part of the story?

*Clark drops his glasses on the ground*

Lin-Manuel Miranda seems pretty well-suited to lead that charge.

I didn't think I liked it until it played at the end of one of the trailers and I caught myself smiling.

"D'fwan!! D'fwhy!?!"

I think so, MLA, but if they called them Sad Meals then nobody would buy them.

People always tell me to stop saying 'titular.' They say "Hey, maybe try 'eponymous.'"

You can just say "Better than Guardians 2," since A) we all know that's what you mean and B) it's literally the only superhero movie that falls within that timeframe.

At least it's tucked away in a corner. I've heard reports that you can't even see the floating mountains from other areas of the park. (And I believe them, since Disney's historically been very good with that.)

If your talk is strong enough (or rather, confusing enough) you don't need authority.

Rosaline was gonna become a nun, though.

Right. I'm just saying that Animal Kingdom's fantasy element being a movie tie-in today is the direct result of a choice made to prioritize a different movie tie-in 20 years ago.

Animal Kingdom was always supposed to have fantasy creatures in it, but the construction went way over budget, so when it came time to choose between the fantasy area and the dinosaur area, Eisner chose the dinosaur one… to better synergize with the upcoming release of Dinosaur.