Bokeem Woodbine is playing Shocker, and that's definitely not him, but the Wikipedia page for the movie says Logan Marshall-Green, who that does look like, is playing… another Shocker.

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The same number in less time!

Also, before 2008, Spider-Man was one of probably three Marvel characters that the average person could actually name.

Pretty sure the song in the trailer is "Confident" by Demi Lovato.

You think Trump committing a capital crime on videotape would spur Republicans to act?

Really? No politicians owe us anything? Not even the ones we voted for?

It really doesn't matter if he would vote no on Sessions now.

It's pretty evident at this point that the stormtroopers' 'body armor' is just molded plastic.

It's been 14 years since the original just in our world. And 10 since the third one when their son would have been conceived.

It was all I could think about for a lot of the episode.

Really, Liv? You're trying to disguise yourself so you put on a blonde wig? Come on.

I don't think anyone was meant to believe that Jack would stay dead. I mean, the last scene of the movie is all the other characters agreeing on an expedition to get him back.

I'm loath to attribute things to improv by actors (because screenwriters can come up with naturalistic dialogue too!), but I do remember hearing that Bloom's only direction in that shot was to keep himself busy, and he wound up breaking a piece of set decoration that was built much more flimsily than it looked.

It's weird, because it's not actually slip-shod, just way more complicated than it has to be.

I've seen Dead Man's Chest like five times and I never got that.

There's a cool scene in the first one where the cursed pirates slog through deep water!

Almost every plot point in the third one is someone striking a deal with one of their enemies, but because all the characters are A) pirates or B) bad guys, none of them ever follow through on the bargain. That makes it come across as: "talking, set piece, confrontation, new set of goals, more talking, unrelated set…

I have a feeling that this is going to be one of those movies that I know is mostly bad, but see anyway, and find a lot to like in, and then no one else will want to talk to me about it.

It's much more likely that you would use the word cannon in a sentence about Pirates!